christmas song

I stole this from another persons blog site because it kinda tickled my funnybone for some weird reason...

My true love gave to me....
I saw this on the MSN website...on MSN money, news. Apparently the total price of the total of these 12 items has gone up just over 3% from last year. How does inflation sleep at night?

PNC Christmas Price Index
2006
One partridge
$15
Pear tree
$129.99
Two turtle doves
$40
Three French hens
$45
Four calling birds
$479.96
Five gold rings
$325
Six geese a-laying
$300
Seven swans a-swimming
$4,200
Eight maids a-milking
$41.20
Nine ladies dancing
$4,759.19
10 lords a-leaping
$4,160.25
11 pipers piping
$2,124
12 drummers drumming
$2,301
Total Christmas Price Index
$18,920.59